
Inexplicably, she's been carrying it around with her like a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew for the past few weeks. But Britney's finally giving up on the Brit accent for Groundhogese – the native tongue of G-Hog and Shadow. Her go-to Starbucks barista informs us:
“(Spears) came in and asked me to call her Phillis. Cuz of Phil the groundhog. Then she said, 'Eeee-reeeek, weeee! Weeeeee! Weeeeg! Screeeech!!'” The barista goes on to say, “So Brit, I mean, Phillis, keeps on screeching and making lots of clicks and bangs with her tongue until I go, 'Venti Vanilla Bean Frap?' And, and swear to god, she just licked her chops.
I miss the Rachel Weitz thing.
“(Spears) came in and asked me to call her Phillis. Cuz of Phil the groundhog. Then she said, 'Eeee-reeeek, weeee! Weeeeee! Weeeeg! Screeeech!!'” The barista goes on to say, “So Brit, I mean, Phillis, keeps on screeching and making lots of clicks and bangs with her tongue until I go, 'Venti Vanilla Bean Frap?' And, and swear to god, she just licked her chops.
I miss the Rachel Weitz thing.


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