Cross-dressing Travolta gets nod for Globe; Hogs get skunked.

“That morning my publicist called and she was elated,” reported Travolta, the presumably bra-less star of Hairspray. And Look Who’s Talking. And Swordfish. And Battlefield Earth. “And I got tons of emails and messages. And I was just so, so happy.”

All wasn’t so happy for Shadow and Groundhog, who were snubbed by the what-have-you-done-for-me-lately Hollywood Foreign Press.

“I can understand Tommy Lee Jones getting snubbed,” a friend of Shadow said. “There wasn’t any talking in that ‘Old Man Country’ movie. Not much talking in Shadow’s flick either. But, you know. Rodents don’t talk.”

The friend went on to say Shadow’s crew appropriately spent the morning in the splendid Hershey Theatre, waiting for the congratulatory call. But to no avail.