“Hey ya’ll, look at this barrel I found full of fish with bullet holes in them!”

You seem to be a thoughtful reader. And thus, may have wondered, “Why hasn’t Plush reported on Britney more often? After all, this is a celebrity blog, isn’t it? I’m really confused!”

It isn’t complicated. She’s off the grid. Into the Tomcat netherworld.

Picking on her on a regular basis would be … well … We don’t club baby seals or kick puppies either.