Shadow learned the hard way…animal lovers can be viscous.
On a recent trip to NYC, the groundhog’s pelt was pelted with numerous balls of red protest paint.
“But I was born this way,” Shadow said through a hired skywriter.
The animal rights group isn’t buying the argument. They say a rash of trendsetting teens is now donning groundhog fur after seeing it glamorized in the hit film, Groundhog Crossing. And the prized pelts are now showing up on the Japanese black market for as much as $1,000/skin.
But the animal lovers does have a plan. “To rectify the situation, we have asked Shadow to shave himself clean during a live pay-per-view television event,” the spokesperson told us.
On a recent trip to NYC, the groundhog’s pelt was pelted with numerous balls of red protest paint.
“But I was born this way,” Shadow said through a hired skywriter.
The animal rights group isn’t buying the argument. They say a rash of trendsetting teens is now donning groundhog fur after seeing it glamorized in the hit film, Groundhog Crossing. And the prized pelts are now showing up on the Japanese black market for as much as $1,000/skin.
But the animal lovers does have a plan. “To rectify the situation, we have asked Shadow to shave himself clean during a live pay-per-view television event,” the spokesperson told us.
2 comments:
I don't know about you, but i think that michael meyers chick on the right is pretty hot.
Let the woodchucks alone. I mean come on PETA... they are vegan!
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